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Re: The GC job that looked safe Mon, Jul 7 • 9:17am
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A job starts garbage collecting a soft-deleted Organization with 400k dependent records, all in one transaction. pg_stat_slru shows 87% usage on MultiXactOffset. What's your first move here?
Alex Shaw
I'm not sure what that is, but I think we had something similar when deleting old customer records. The site got slow, so we killed the job and just looped through deletes in the console.
replicate.info
That works until high-fanout DELETEs grab locks for FK checks, and SLRU exhaustion kills reads/writes across the site. Let's try again.

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